Santa Crawl Grand Rapids

The first ever Santa Crawl in Grand Rapids was a fine, fun exercise in alcohol-fueled frenzy.

Over 60 degenerates dressed as sad-sack Santas and naughty elves packed two luxury busses as they traveled to and fro about town.

Six bars were on the route, including the Sazerac Lounge, Remedy Lounge, Meanwhile Bar, Margarita Grill, Diversions Night Club, McFaddens Lounge, and Sazerac Lounge

It was a blast watching the alcoholics in the bars realize that their favorite watering hole was overrun by 60 Santas. Everyone was cool except the doorman at McFaddens, but we put him in place and everything was cool.

Stay tuned for the next Super Happy Funtime Entertainment party around town.

Stay funtime!

Mr. Happy Pants