Traverse City Burlesque

Hello my pets,

Just sitting here in Traverse City in my mink coat and wearing my alpaca lined UGGS, licking cherry preserves off of Lala Vulvaria's ass while she eats Mackinac Island fudge.

We're waiting to perform our first show in Traverse City at the charming Inside Out Gallery! It's sold out! So if you are planning to caravan up to Northwestern, MI, don't bother. Maybe you can catch the home schoolers doing a recital at the Elks Lodge in Gaylord.

I can hear the crowd chanting my name. So delicious.

Stay Funtime!

Mr. Happy Pants