Super Happy Funtime Burlesque

JustLarry and Funtime at the Sazerac

noreply@blogger.com (Super Happy Funtime Burlesque) — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 01:44:00 +0000

Burlesque was back at the Sazerac Lounge on November 17, 2008 with an all-new Movie Madness cinema show! Headlined by the infamous JustLarry, the show included Velvet Dan finding playing cards in his very special place, the return of Frankenstein's Bride, Bonnie and Clyde striptease, the very first Kung Fu movie, and a visit by Michale Moore. JustLarry - magician, comedian, and juggler extrodinaire -- jugled stacks of blocks, did amazing card tricks, and trimmed some douchebag's pubes with a handful of razor-sharp blades.

We sold out Wealthy Theater!

noreply@blogger.com (Super Happy Funtime Burlesque) — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 15:15:00 +0000

Over 400 people filled Wealthy Theater for the best Super Happy Funtime show yet! Great costumes, cool makeup, funny skits. The girls were beautiful and sexy as ever.

Highlights were Lala Vulvaria as Sarah Palin, shooting moose in a thong. Miss Pussykatt doing a suspension dance by swinging over the stage from a crimson banner. And the girl burying her head in Joe the Cabdriver's cleavage while putting pumpkins on his ass. This is the best show in town.

See you on Thursday at Founder's for the Thriller! Chiller! after party.

Stay Funtime!

Back at the Sazerac! November 17

noreply@blogger.com (Super Happy Funtime Burlesque) — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 14:04:00 +0000

Super Happy Funtime goes old school by returning to Sazerac Lounge on Monday, November 17!

This will be the Grand Rapids debut of our Cinema Themed show and our very first with a nationally recognized entertainer as headliner, Just Larry. Having performed with the Jim Rose Sideshow Circus, Barnum and Bailey Circus, and Comedy Central, Just Larry is excited to bring his special brand of clowning, magic, juggling, comedy, and other feats of Larry-ness to Grand Rapids.

Smokin' babes. Beer. Sweaty striptease. Wine. Spicy chicken wings. Jack and Coke. Win free prizes and live music.

Christmas Crush Show on December 13

noreply@blogger.com (Super Happy Funtime Burlesque) — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 19:48:00 +0000

Super Happy Funtime brings its special brand of funny naughtiness to the Wealthy Theatre for an all-new Christmas-themed show on Saturday, December 13.

Grand Rapids is known for being a family friendly town with many cherished traditions celebrating Christmas, Kwanzaa, and Chanukah. That’s why Super Happy Funtime, in the tradition of vaudeville, will skewer the manufactured malarkey and family misery surrounding these once special days.

“Christmas Crush” will include Joe the Cabdriver as a misanthropic Santa Claus learning the meaning of Christmas by way of Madison Avenue. Velveetah the Cheetah exploring the cultural confusion of the Chanukah Bush. Philly Goodtimes as a John McCain Grinch. Lala Vulvaria doing a burlesque dance as the thankless brat who never gets what she wants for Christmas. And Mr. Happy Pants as an unemployed elf who was laid off by Santa who outsourced toy production to China.

The expanded End of Times Orchestra will keep the 2-hour show moving with a lively beat. And there will also be contortion, magic, hula hoping, stand up comedy, and audience participation games

Burlesque Bell's Brewery Kalamazoo 9-5-08

noreply@blogger.com (Super Happy Funtime Burlesque) — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 20:20:00 +0000

The Cinema Show kicked ass at Bell's Eccentric Cafe last night. Great crowd, beautiful weather. Audience members kept taking off their clothes. And Caitlin, everyone's favorite bartender did her first striptease. Then some dumbasses in a white Chevy Blazer set off fireworks in the parking lot. The Mommy Dearest striptease was insane. We got back to Grand Rapids at 2:30 am and the crazies were out on Division Street. See you for Halloween!

Stay Funtime!

Kalamazoo Khaos

noreply@blogger.com (Super Happy Funtime Burlesque) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 03:11:00 +0000

Bell's Eccentric Cafe hosted Super Happy Funtime's first Kalamazoo show on July 19, 2008. It was great! On a rainty day, nearly 200 people packed the bar to watch the actors and musicians perform their best piences. Highlights included Juliet's red outfit, the Sugar plum Fairies packed on the tiny stage, Doug's half-naked hairiness, and the over-eager audience memebr in the Banana Game. Such a softball player! We're already scheduling August and September shows. Stay Funtime!

Best Show Ever!

noreply@blogger.com (Super Happy Funtime Burlesque) — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 03:43:00 +0000

Wow wow wow, my pets! Almost 300 degenerates packed the Wealthy Theatre on June 28, 2008 to celebrate two years of naughtiness in Grand Rapids.

The cast brought out the best 30 skits and dances, almost 3 hours of nonstop entertainment. Highlights include Odball's Awkward Odyssee with his cardboard sail boat and Joe the Hairy Sugar Plum Fairy filling the stage with eight sexy dancers. The crowd loved the return of the Skin Flute Orchestra, the creepy Serial Killer Strip Tease on broken glass, and Just Josh's Todler Strip Tease.

We are nothing without our fans, and tequila!

Stay Funtime!

Anniversdary Show Rehearsal

noreply@blogger.com (Super Happy Funtime Burlesque) — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 04:35:00 +0000

Super Happy Funtime had a great rehearsal on Hell Tuesday. The cast and band readied a special Anniversary party celebrating one year at the hallowed halls of the Wealthy Theatre in Grand Rapids, MI. The best skits from over the past two years will show up, from the Shady Sugar Plum Fairy to Rita the Spastic TV Host.

This will be the best party in town on Saturday.

Stay funtime!

Wealthy Theatre Anniversary Party
Saturday, June 28, 2008, 8pm
Wealthy Theatre (1130 Wealthy Street, SE)
Tickets $8 presale, $10 Door
Box office: (616) 459-4788 x131

Back in Traverse City

noreply@blogger.com (Super Happy Funtime Burlesque) — Sat, 31 May 2008 21:40:00 +0000

Here's a behind-the-scenes look at Super Happy Funtime's burlesque babes as they slather on the slut-juice. Gotta cover up the lesions!

We have a great show planned for Traverse City. We're glad to be back!

Stay Funtime.

Mr. Happy Pants

Cartoon Burlesque

noreply@blogger.com (Super Happy Funtime Burlesque) — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 03:27:00 +0000

Some said it couldn't be done. Many said it shouldn't be done. But, Super Happy Funtime's "Cartoon Burlesque Not for Kids" is going to be one of the best shows ever! Just remember -- don't anger Buddy and never take sex tips from a Care Bear. We love you Joe the Cabdriver.

Stay Funtime!

Mr. Happy Pants

Burlesque 24 Hours a Day

noreply@blogger.com (Super Happy Funtime Burlesque) — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 04:24:00 +0000

The cast of Super Happy Funtime was invited to participate in Compass Film Academy's 24 Hour Film Project. They called Lala Vulvaria to see if she knew any narcissistic extroverts. Silly boy! She spent last night pulling all of the burlesque show props and costumes out of storage in her spacious studio mansion on Division Avenue. The production starts at 10 pm on Friday night. See you there!

Stay Funtime,

Mr. Happy Pants

Little Lala Vulvaria Acting Up in Kindergarten

noreply@blogger.com (Super Happy Funtime Burlesque) — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 05:09:00 +0000

Bible Burlesque Rehearsal

noreply@blogger.com (Super Happy Funtime Burlesque) — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 01:17:00 +0000

Great rehearsal the other night. The Bible Burlesque Show is going to be great! Can't wait to see all the protesters! We'll give them grape Kool Aid.

Stay funtime!

Mr. Happy Pants

Traverse City Burlesque

noreply@blogger.com (Super Happy Funtime Burlesque) — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 21:37:00 +0000

Hello my pets,

Just sitting here in Traverse City in my mink coat and wearing my alpaca lined UGGS, licking cherry preserves off of Lala Vulvaria's ass while she eats Mackinac Island fudge.

We're waiting to perform our first show in Traverse City at the charming Inside Out Gallery! It's sold out! So if you are planning to caravan up to Northwestern, MI, don't bother. Maybe you can catch the home schoolers doing a recital at the Elks Lodge in Gaylord.

I can hear the crowd chanting my name. So delicious.

Stay Funtime!

Mr. Happy Pants

Old-Time Radio Killed at the Wealthy Theater!

noreply@blogger.com (Super Happy Funtime Burlesque) — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 03:42:00 +0000

The Old-Time Radio Show was our most awesome Super Hapy Funtime performance yet. Everyone loved the skits: Silver Zoomer Baloon Car, 1930s Joe the Cabdriver, and Moonpie!

We had fun performing for about 100 seniors at 2 pm. They got most of the jokes but hated the Zombie Gerald Ford skit. Hee, hee! The 8 pm show had a good crowd, they had great energy, and laughed at the jokes. The cast looked great in tuxedos and evening gowns. Josh did a super jobs with all of the sound effects. Corey kept everything on track while leading the awesome End of Times Orchestra.

We heard that the show sounded great on WYCE. Thanks CMC and Erin.

Prairie Home Companion, you better watch your ass!

Santa Crawl Grand Rapids

noreply@blogger.com (Super Happy Funtime Burlesque) — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 03:38:00 +0000

The first ever Santa Crawl in Grand Rapids was a fine, fun exercise in alcohol-fueled frenzy.

Over 60 degenerates dressed as sad-sack Santas and naughty elves packed two luxury busses as they traveled to and fro about town.

Six bars were on the route, including the Sazerac Lounge, Remedy Lounge, Meanwhile Bar, Margarita Grill, Diversions Night Club, McFaddens Lounge, and Sazerac Lounge

It was a blast watching the alcoholics in the bars realize that their favorite watering hole was overrun by 60 Santas. Everyone was cool except the doorman at McFaddens, but we put him in place and everything was cool.

Stay tuned for the next Super Happy Funtime Entertainment party around town.

Stay funtime!

Mr. Happy Pants

noreply@blogger.com (Super Happy Funtime Burlesque) — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 02:46:00 +0000

Mark Hodges of Rivertown Entertainment submitted the following review of our sold-out Halloween Burlesque show at Wealth Theatre:

I have not attended any show of this kind in a long time. The group combines the classic vaudeville skits with some Suicide Girls-style burlesque dancing. The opening was a zombie dance to Michael Jackson's "Thriller," which was completely entertaining. Another entertaining group was four guys who parodied the Ghostbusters, who hosed ghosts and witches with Silly String. The show was well organized, entertaining, and fairly well put together. The choice of performing at the Wealthy Theater--a former vaudeville theater --was perfect. I would recommend any open minded person over 18 to check out their shows in the future, as they are fun and a completely different evening out on the town.

Are you ready for Halloween Burlesque?

noreply@blogger.com (Super Happy Funtime Burlesque) — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 17:25:00 +0000

Rehearsal went great! So excited to be back in the Wealthy Theater. The Halloween show will be the best one yet. The writers and the cast have come up with playful takes on scary movies and Halloween traditions. The Joe the Cabdriver skit is socially wrong. LaLa Vulvaria's burlesque dance is sexy and funny. The opening act will make you pee your pants.

Come dressed in costume. Tell your friends -- the show is better when you are part of a group!

See you there!

Mr. Happy Pants

Burlesque Dance Rehearsal

noreply@blogger.com (Super Happy Funtime Burlesque) — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 15:21:00 +0000

Super Happy Funtime began rehearsing the big opening act for the October "Halloween Horror Show" spectacular! They shaked their booties and drank lots of water in the new Grand Rapids Center for the Performing Arts on Division Street.

The cast and crew stumbled through the ultra complex choreography that La La Vulvaria designed while slurping waffle nachos at the Choo Choo Diner. She based her dance on 1/32 beats out of the Disco age. Master Manipulo threw out his hip and Mr. Happy Pants crushed a vertabrae. Watching Joe the Cabdriver and Oz and his Merry Band of Merry Men trying to move their feet and hands at the same time was "Thrilling!"

Stay Funtime!

noreply@blogger.com (Super Happy Funtime Burlesque) — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 03:49:00 +0000

We kicked polyphonic ass at the Intersection Lounge! We packed over 300 people into the huge stage area at the Intersection Lounge. We went all rock-and-roll with our Classic TV! show.

The biggest laughs came Mr. happy Pants as Mr. Rogers, The Family Feud Game Show between the Munsters and the Addams Family, Lucy and Ethel when the are lonely and drunk, a soft Batman and Robin, the Blossom theme song dance, I Dream of Genie floating out of her bottle, and a Bewitched suspension act.

If you came to the show, thank! If not, check us out at the Intersection on September 29 and the Wealthy Street Theatre on October 20. It's the best show in town!

Intersection Rehearsal

noreply@blogger.com (Super Happy Funtime Burlesque) — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 04:23:00 +0000

The Super Happy Funtime crew had a great dress rehearsal at the Intersection tonight. Everything looks really tight for the all-new Classic TV! show. Great skits, sexy girls, funny TV show music. And Josh makes a great buzzer -- EHHHHHHN!

Come see us in pasties and lycra tights on Saturday at 8 pm at the Intersection!

Mr. Happy Pants

noreply@blogger.com (Super Happy Funtime Burlesque) — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 22:02:00 +0000

Everyone who went to Mega 80s last night at the Intersection last night got a surprise visit by the Burlesque Babes -- LaLa Vulvaria, Velveeta the Cheetah, and Miss Holiday. Mega 80s is a crazy band and the Intersection's owner and managers were cool. Thanks guys!

Oh man, we can't wait to christen the Intersection stage with some Super Happy Funtime Burlesque-osity! This is going to be so great.

Listen up degenerates! Come see Super Happy Funtime Burlesque . . . . Classic TV! at the Intersection on Saturday, August 25 at 8 pm. Tickets are only $10. Leave it to Beaver, Brady Bunch, Addams Family. And pretty girls!

Super Happy Funtime Around the World!!

noreply@blogger.com (Super Happy Funtime Burlesque) — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 03:22:00 +0000

Hey folks,

Whilst searching the net one night in search of a russian mail order bride to complete my collection I wandered across the official hula hooping website to find none other than our own Vivacious Miss Audacious featured on their page!! Follow this link to check her out: http://www.hooping.org/archives/000781.html

And if that wasn't all; the music for said hooping act is inspired by the great and original tape splice skronking rock insect bands out there, Renaldo and the Loaf. I passed on our video to Mssrs. Renaldo M and Ted the Loaf and got their whole hearted seal of approval on the arrangement and presentation of their fabulous song, Bearded Cats on the Lawn. Be sure to stop by their myspace, where you'll find our video featured, and listen to some of their fabulous tunes while you're over there.

And of course in our most important slice of news, our farewell "best of at the Sazerac" show debuts Sunday July 29th at The Sazerac Lounge. If you hadn't heard already we are rounding out our year with a string of shows in the main room at the Intersection and sadly, due to limited capacity, must bid the Sazerac a fond farewell! Don't miss it folks, come out and support Grand Rapids' only source of underground comedy, music, theatre, and performance art; Super Happy Funtime Burlesque!!!

Super Happy Happenins and a show at the Wealthy Theatre!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Super Happy Funtime Burlesque) — Thu, 10 May 2007 01:43:00 +0000

Hi friends,

Just checking in to say hey and mention our burlesque show will be
doing a special edition Saturday June 16th at the Wealthy Theatre for
the cost of 9 dollars. The theme is "Fractured Fairy Tales," we've
got Aesop, Snow White, Little Boy Blue, Miss Muffett, Homer's
Oddessey, a lovely Sugar Plum Fairy dance, great games like climb the
beanstalk, and all the rest from the talented cast, crew, and band
behind the best Burlesque show in Grand Rapids!!

This show is going to be a one of a kind spectacular, folks! I can't
even hint at what's going to be pulled out of my happy pants for this
very special edition; guest performers, short films, full orchestra,
more more more better better better!!

And if mid June seems too far away for our particular brand of arts
and entertainment, just read on...

First up this Saturday night is the acting debut of our esteemed
producer, Rich Haralson, in our 21st production of 24hr theatre!! Just
imagine, writers getting together friday night and creating 5 plays in
the span of 12 hours, the directors and actors join in at 9am and
rehearse till 9pm and perform these works of stamina and genius for
all of you!! This is going to be a fun event that yours truly, Rita,
Velveeta, Rotundo, and many more from the burlesque show and lots of
other special guests and new friends will be performing in. 5 short
plays starting at 9pm at our apartment on 106 S. Division #211 and
then we show a different play in 4 different studios on our block. For
more information on this seminal event visit:
http://www.spacevstime.com

And that's not all, folks! Everyone knows that SHFTB plays host to the
kick ass band, The End of Times Orchestra, well why don't you come see
the full 9 piece band in concert June 2nd!!

From Grand Rapids' Music Revue:

Grand Rapids musicians have never lacked in uniqueness, but every once
in a great while the best minds come together to not only break the
mold, but shatter it. This is the case with The End of Times
Orchestra. Their debut album, a two disc set, is a revelation of
vocals, masterful violin solos, and intricately molded percussions,
this well crafted conglomeration of colorful insanity and intrinsic
grooves is sure to capture the imagination like no other local band
can. A cross between drunken pirate serenades with the intense vibes
only a ringmaster on mescaline can deliver, this hybrid of
genre-bending circus-rock is a shoe in for those who appreciate music
outside the bun. If Tevye of Fiddler on the Roof had a favorite band,
this would be it; on the other hand... it would still be it.

-Daniel Fochtman, Apr '07

Come out and see the full 9 piece orchestra along with our special
guests, A Paschal Circus, as we play Rocky's bar and Grill on Ionia;
Saturday June 2nd at 9pm for the mere cost of 3 dollars. Come out and
show 'em that a freak band can still rock the house!

P.S. Mr Happypants' all original jazz trio, The Old and New Avant
Garde, will be performing live on WGVU 88.5fm this Sunday from 2-3pm
on Harvey McKnight's jazz spotlight- tune in for a listen!!

Love,
Super Happy Funtime Burlesque

noreply@blogger.com (Super Happy Funtime Burlesque) — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:31:00 +0000

whoo, I'm tired!

We had a great show last night and thanks to all who came!! For those who missed, don't fret we're doing another one this April 29th so come out and show your support!!